Simped

When a man chats up, talks to, hangs out more than you do with your girlfriend. This causes strain on your relationship, hence you have been simped.

"Damn I heard Dylan Woodridge hoped into your girl dms last night"

"fuck he is good at what he does, i have been simped"

by Simp Friend January 13, 2020

Simp Nation

A nation of super simps that have been put together because of their crimes towards the boys. Being a part of Simp Nation means you have been banished from the boys because of your extreme simping

OMG LOOK (INSERT NAME) FINALLY GOT ACCEPTED INTO SIMP NATION. HES BEEN SIMPING FOR LIKE A YEAR!

I HEARD HE EVEN TALKS TO THE BOYS’ GIRLS!!

by Northside Nate August 9, 2020

e-simp

A Beta male who prioritizes e-girls, and talks excessively anywhere online where he can get attention from any female, but will only ever get minimal attention if any.

Ex 1: I was playing with Danny, and out of no where he asked if i could leave so an e-girl can join, what an e-simp.

Ex 2: Tim hasn't played with me in days, he has been an e-simp to that e-girl that finally let him play with her.

Ex 3: Lenny has been blowing up our discord with messages to that e-girl that doesn't ever talk he's being an e-simp.

by TotalAccess October 31, 2018

Power Simp

some specimen that has no right to exist in nature. Would actually donate his mothers retirement fund to suck the last penis of a man who had sex with the girl he likes

"I heard Eric stole his grandmothers ring to sell for money so he could donate it to his League of Legends crush"

"What a Power Simp"

by icantmakename September 11, 2020

loyal simp

A nigga who only simps for 1 chica and 1 chica only.

Joely's such a loyal simp for Haylee.

by BigDaddyJoel December 8, 2020

no more simp

A brand created by 3 brothers in San Francisco. It is a reference to the Simp or Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. The phrase also means no more simping aka no longer idolizing mediocre pussy.

Person 1: Yo no more simp dropped a new collab t

Person 2: No fucking way that’s sick af

by funny ace 2 November 19, 2019

Alpha Simp

According to Youtuber Aloona Larionova, someone who admits and owns up to being a simp.

*found on her soobridit*
badkillerz101: Let's be honest. Who wouldn't be a simp for Aloona?"
Hades_do_bem: So that means that you are a SIMP
badkillerz101: Hell yeah, I'll admit it.

Aloona: *gasp* That's an Alpha Simp.

by Yoshiro Hiroto May 14, 2020