shonky

falling apart through bad construction or age. Often applied to software.

I can't get my bank statement out of this shonky website!

by sweavo January 14, 2004

shrinky dink

That time of the month for men in which they act like douches. Its symptoms are similar to that of the female period but more severe and can occur at any time of the month. Characterized by mood swings, anal retention, and an inability to find his balls.

He must be on his shrinky dink, he's acting like a biotch.

by JeStKa October 23, 2010

Shonk

Shoddy Handling Of Network Kit

Sorry, we're having a bit of a shonk issue at the moment. One of our core routers is at fault.

by The Shonkmeister March 11, 2011

scronking

The act of boinking (aka sexual intercourse)

They scronked like bunnies.

by Hobo May 13, 2005

shronic

Light green, hairy marijuana, with practically no seeds or stems resembling chronic that gives you a very strong high but is still relatively cheap like shwag, or low grade marijuana. It is a combination of the two words shwag+chronic= shronic. Usually referred to as the homegrown, originating from southern California.

" Hey you got something cheap like shwag? I'm spent."
" Ohh I got something up your alley here's some shronic "
" Hook it up then "

by Jose Cienfuegos October 14, 2007

Shrinkage Boner

When the scrotum shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid penis up to appear as if it is a tiny boner, you have what is called, a shrinkage boner. Generally occurs during cold and/or wet circumstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.

I just got out of the pool and I totally have a shrinkage boner, want to see?

by Tommy_Z December 13, 2012

Scronk

Verb: To mess up, break, injure or destroy. Used in several episodes of the popular show Adventure Time when someone or something is being destructive or behaving in a manner that hurts something or someone.

Finn: Jake, the book you threw almost scronked up my dome peice!

by Mgmddx March 3, 2016