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Light green, hairy marijuana, with practically no seeds or stems resembling chronic that gives you a very strong high but is still relatively cheap like shwag, or low grade marijuana. It is a combination of the two words shwag+chronic= shronic. Usually referred to as the homegrown, originating from southern California.
" Hey you got something cheap like shwag? I'm spent."
" Ohh I got something up your alley here's some shronic "
" Hook it up then "
shronic by Jose Cienfuegos October 14, 2007
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A word used to describe something that is part shiny, part psychedelic, and part sonic. Although the word can be used to describe anything with these qualities, for the most part it is used to describe ties and pants.
Whoa dude!, those are some shonic pants you got on!!!
Shonic by camry blowfish October 21, 2010
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Scronick 

To use any vibrating object to stimulate one's sexual organs.
Dude, I just Scronicked with my XBox controller.

Seronich 

Famous twitch streamer known for pigs, outstanding bedwars plays and anarchy.... wait a second
Is that famous Twitch streamer Seronich?
Seronich by demurei June 6, 2021

Shronion 

A shrek made by the gods of onions.
Oh, man. That shrek is amazing. It must be a shronion
Shronion by hydroear3712 July 31, 2016
A beautiful, gorgeous, funny, usually brown haird women with non blue eyes. Would be sometimes rebellious and sarcastic. She will be your best friend, a ride or die kind of girl...one of the biggest flirts ever and will all ways be there when you need a shoulder to lean on or a person to talk too, she is nice to everyone but not afraid to say she doesn't like you. It Would be impossible not to love her or want her. Over all she is exquisite, one of a kind. Bow down to miss jazmine!
Seronica is lookn finneee
Seronica by Waz Ali ababua August 18, 2016
A water bottle that is used to hydrate oneself and prevent hangovers throughout steps 1-4 of the 5 drunk Shronin stages.

Drunk Stages include
1) Quick drinking and heavy laughing
2) Apologize to everyone for everything even if no wrong doing is committed
3) Wandering to find the closest stash of weed
4) Fuckboys.com
5) Playing Golf Drinking game super shitfaced alone with passed out roommate

Also can refer to the owner of the Shronin
Kristin drinks Shronin all night while drunk
Shronin by jaylovescarrots March 16, 2010
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