shat basket

when you take a stone cold doo doo in a basket and present it to someone as a gift

pooper: want this shat basket

dumb ass: sure its neat...
What the fuck?! Why is there a stone-cold shat in this basket?

by Oprah Hitler February 21, 2009

Shat-in-absentia

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

by YAWA August 21, 2016

Shat blaster

To release a smoke bomb it to public restroom and walk/run away

Just pulled a shat blaster in Wal-Mart's bathroom with a m1billion smoke bomb

by Peterfitzwell July 14, 2015

shat facts

Something that may or may not be true about Shattered; real or imaginary. Commonly used amongst the popular running and drinking club the Hash House Harriers.

Shat Facts!
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches

B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair

A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.

by 8 Men In My Box LH3 June 15, 2016

Shat-Lady

Shat-Lady;; Noun

A shat-lady is the person you tell everytime you take a shit,

either via facebook, text message, or direct phone call

E.X;;
Hey I Just Shat! Arent you proud of me? i just thought you should know shat-lady

by dailyyinsanity August 17, 2011

Shat my dacks

'Shat my dacks' is the past tense for 'Shit my dacks'. This term is commonly used when someone was scared shitless when looking back on past events.

Morgz: Oi dickhead, we're gonna go see IT Chapter 2 on Friday night. You coming?
Dale: Ahh fuck I dunno aye, last time I watched a horror movie, I nearly shat my dacks... not a good fuckin time.
Daryl: *laughs hysterically*
Teacher: THAT LANGUAGE DOES NOT RELATE TO THE GEOGRAPHICAL CHANGES IN BUSINESS, DALE!!!!!
*class laughs so hard they all shit their dacks*

by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019

shat blast

when your done in the bathroom and the toilet bowl is blasted with shat. it usually doesn't come off when you flush.

"I walked into Ryan's bathroom to take a leak and there was a nasty shat blast in the toilet"

by stusky September 26, 2006