hov seat

The creative use of random shit to make your passenger seat looks like there's a person in it so you can ride in the HOV lane without getting pulled over. One may use blow up dolls, luggage, bedding, or simply a shirt on the seat and a hat on the headrest to achieve this deception.

My HOV seat is created using a large T-shirt around the seat with a pillow tucked under it and a ball cap on the headrest. For extra effect, I slide the seat all the way forward. Works like a charm.

by VAstatepolice September 2, 2013

Chill Seat

The seat or seats used for smoking weed

Hey bro, set up some chill seats while I pack this bowl.

by fistheldHIGH December 13, 2009

murder seat

A seat, chair, stool or booth in which one sits where you can’t see danger from behind, or have a view of crazy people, or have a clear exit, or view of the room or surroundings.

Hey Sara, if you get there first, save me a good seat. I don’t want the murder seat.

by Roll Sound March 13, 2022

Mud Seat

When a guy or girl shits on a dick and then rides it. Usually in cowboy stance

Ooh that big country girl sat on my mud seat last night.

by cheezypoof259 September 3, 2016

bang-seat

Slang for aircraft ejection seat (British)

OK Joe, lets pull the bang-seat from aircraft Alfa Bravo.

by Earwig Polyester September 24, 2006

Late-Seats

The crappy seats in the worst places you get when you are late some where. The ones in the first row in a movie theatre and in the back with the screaming babies at Church.

We better hurry or there won't be any late-seats left!

by GermanGirl1226 December 22, 2008

grease the seat

the act of lubricating one's butthole in preperation for anal sex

man randy was so rough with me last nite. that bastard didn't even grease the seat

by WHINDMAN January 15, 2011