heaven for rustiness

The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons

literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls

Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!

by SayNoToMe August 2, 2011

rusty tower

Morning wood covered in dried period blood.

Yo, I didn't know it was Janice's time of the month until I woke up with a rusty tower

by Blarc June 30, 2018

rusty shrimpbowl

It is the act in which a man cums into the ass of the woman he is currently pounding, sucks his own cum out of her ass with a straw, immediately shoves a finger into her gaping asshole, fishhooks her with the 'rusty' finger and spits his own semen into her mouth... thus creating the Rusty Shrimpbowl.

There really is no example that will completely encompass the awesomeness of the Rusty Shrimpbowl. Regular Shrimpbowls are available if you omit the rusty finger and fishhook.

by NeverQuik68 June 20, 2011

Rusty Kickstand

Rusty Kickstand - verb. When a gentleman is getting a blow-job from behind while laying prone on his stomach... preferably combined with ass play. Easily transitions into a "Rusty Trombone".

i.e. My girl was giving me a massage last night and she transitioned into a Rusty Kickstand like a champ!

by Jamcat77 March 11, 2014

Rusty Garret

During sex, the man whips his penis so hard at the face of the girl, that she gets a bloody nose. Then while she is bleeding, he continues to have sex, spreading the blood all over his and her body, creating a light rust color when the blood dries.

William: “Damn, last night I was going so hard with your mom that I gave her a Rusty Garret”
Andrew: “Wow you guys must have been really into it. I honestly can’t even be mad that it was my mom”

by StraightOrangeHair July 11, 2020

Rusty Ghristle

A kinky form of sexual activity. You create a hook with your index finger, and massage the interiors of a womans anal cavity.

Women: "You want to go upstairs for a bit?"

Man: "Sure, but I can't have sex, I drank too much and have whiskey dick. I can give you the rusty ghristle though!"

by MeatPieEye November 30, 2010

Rusty Pinocchio

when some one stands over a person who is passed out or sleeping , and proceed to hover over them while tickling the nose with their butt hair and/or asshole.

I went to this hotel party and this drunk girl was passed out so i decided to give her a Rusty Pinocchio while everyone watched and laughed.

by FRISCOSHAKAB*TCH May 19, 2010