Rufinator

my friend Randy. who we believe keeps rufinol in his pocketses at all times. for those 'special moments' with the ladies.

So I was talking to the Rufinator, and he tried to give me a drink. Um, I said 'no.'

by Pamela March 22, 2004

ruined orgasm

Ruined orgasm is when a broad slowly cock teases you to the point of orgasm and stops just before you cum leaving your cock throbbing. She does this over and over until your balls ache and you’re going insane for sexual relief, then when she is finally ready for the ruined orgasm. She brings you to the edge again only this time just as you are expecting the onset of a tremendously huge orgasm, your balls are tightening up, all she needs to do is stroke up and you’re Cumming!! Instead she lets go of your cock and you feel an unspeakable pain in your balls that only a man knows because at the point of orgasm instead of that last stroke up, she grabbed your balls and squeezes as hard as she possible can, totally stopping your orgasm, maybe leaving you dribbling a little cum, but either way your both sitting there watching your dick get soft as you’re left suffering from lack of release and with a severe case of blue balls!!!

True story:

Me: Last night this broad left me with a ruined orgasm.
Man did my balls ache afterwards!

Reed: What’s a ruined orgasm?

Me: Well, I thought I was get a long, slow handjob, bu the cockteaser kept stopping right before I came. Man my balls were aching, when finally when I thought I was finally going to cum, at the last second the broad seized my balls and squeezed hard!! I lost my hard-on and not a drop of sperm came out. My BLUE BALLS were aching. All because I wouldn’t go down on her.

Reed: Well, I’m sure that your used to blue balls, Jerk-Off!!!

This really happened, men beware!

by Mister Jack Fister September 20, 2008

Runana

This holiday is celebrated from the first day of the new year to January 3rd. Usually, people carve Rutabegga on Runana because they cannot leave the house and are bored. Oftentimes, many people are hung over from new years day. When people have nothing else to do, they then stuff the Rutabegga with frosting and eat it. YUM! On the last day of Runana everyone celebrates by sitting around a rutabegga.

Sally: "Mark, you shouldn't drink so. You'll get hung over."
Mark: "No, it's fine, it's almost Runana!"
Sally: "Oh, right! I almost forgot! In that case," (poors a HUGE glass of beer) "Drink up!

by meepedeemeepers500 January 4, 2010

rubino

The world translates in Italian to ruby but the last name or first name means kind hearted and will stick up for his or her friends , family and loved ones

Look at that ruby

They have a rubino heart

by Demon r slender April 26, 2020

ronen rubinstein

He’s one of the best people on 9-1-1 lone star (TK Strand)🥵 He’s such a nice person who wants to help the environment and others who need help😌 and he is amazing in horror movies👻

There’s Ronen Rubinstein with his bestie Rafael Silva😏🥵

by M. Halstead😏 January 10, 2021

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021

pic ruiner

A photograph in which one person looks like shit and therefore brings down the overall quality and potential of the memory.

Duder 1: "Whoa dude your girl is looking hot in this club pic. Why come your ass is all sweaty and looking like doo doo?"

Duder 2: "I know! Fuck! It had so much potential."

Duder 1: "Way to go you pic ruiner."

by westfalia February 9, 2010