Meet Ready

A term used by a bunch of teenage incels that were too unathletic to compete in regular team activities such as soccer, basketball, or football and so they attempt to make up for their shortcomings and disappointment to their parents and peers by posting the caption "meet ready" on their story typically followed by random thirst trap type emojis. This very unappealing and unattractive behavior is most often exhibited by mediocre swimmers, cross country, as well as track and field "athletes" in a last-ditch effort to proclaim that they want people to care for them and their petty "sport" as they are extremely deprived of the regular attention actual athletes at their shitty watered down highschool receive. Although this term may come off as a joke or ironic, it is sadly not ironic and is the only way these so-called "sports" and their self-proclaimed athletes receive attention.

Typically while arriving at their venue to "compete" you will notice a team selfie on their snap story exclaiming "Hey look at me I'm an athlete and play sports too!" also known as the term "Meet Ready"

On their snap story it will read: "Meet Ready" or "#Meetready"

by Seenor Jane January 17, 2022

Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint

A Korean web novel surrounding the protagonist Kim Dokja and his scheming that instills depression in all who dare to read the epilogue.

You should read Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint.

by Carmisci September 21, 2022

Burn After Reading

Burn After Reading.

a term meaning to burn any documents or written evidence after reading them, which can jeopardize an individual or a party if not burnt and disposed of properly.

"ok these are documents belonging to some higher up what do we do with them?"
"burn them after reading"
'" are you sure?"
"yes burn after reading."

by kep john August 10, 2016

Single and ready to Ringel

When an individual is lonely and decides to put needs aside and fuck a stripper for 200 dollars.

Yo boys I’m single and ready to ringel, let’s go hit the club.

by LYAUF October 7, 2020

I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

When you eat to much frying pan oil and go on the terror dactil and poop your pants but it’s ok because you have a golden German Shepard

When I play genshin impact with Nate yeoman, I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

by Alex wolford fan January 21, 2022

the bluetooth device is ready to pair

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"

*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"

by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022

Extemp. Reading

The only category of Speech where it is appropriate to read out of a book. Usually others define it as a boring category, but they are wrong. You are given the chance to draw out of envelope, sneak a cutting back in and draw another, then practice for a half an hour before speaking to an old lady or hot college guy in a storage room or closet. Comparable to Storytelling, but not as loud, scary, or goofy.

Did you see that person talking to that wall?" "Oh, no worries, they're in Extemp. Reading!

by Mynameis? March 21, 2011