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Johns Revenge

pretty much a big tease. you go there thinking its porn, but instead you have to get 50 people to click your link.


in other words. BULLSHIT
"Hey go to johnsrevenge.com" "What's Johns Revenge?"
by Awwwright Will October 19, 2008
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Revengous

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1. A person or item naturally possessing the qualities, features, or attributes that allows for the efficient performance of revenge--"Did you see that kid piss just his pants on purpose because the teacher wouldn’t let him leave to go use the restroom? Man he is revengous!" "Did you see that car cut us off!? Yeah I did. I guess I shouldn’t have pulled out in front of that slow hunk of junk revengous looking car."

2. The definition of a moment or occurrence after an act of revenge has been performed--"We came to this fancy house party and what do you do? You defecate in that guy's closet...that's revengous!" “That was so revengous when you stole that guy’s girlfriend away from him after he was beating on her”
In the movie "Dumb and Dumber" when Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels put atomic peppers in Mike Starr's sandwich, and subsequently kill him...that was "revengous." The situation is termed "revengous" because Mike Starr was planning to kill Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels, but they accidently killed him by putting atomic peppers in his sandwich...it's almost like they knew what they were doing the whole time and didn't even know it. Thus, Jim Carrey Carrey and Jeff Daniels are "revengous" for what they did to Mike Starr. Another person who is "revengous" is M.C. Gainey, off the movie "Breakdown." The way he talks, acts, and looks, is the perfect definition of "revengous."

An item may be termed "revengous" if it is going to be used in an act of revenge. Usually the item has to be older, makeshift, and have malicious or offensive properties. For example, the truck drove by the monster in the movie "Jeepers Creepers," is "revengous," because it's older, looks offensive, and is used to get revenge on his victims. Also, the truck is "revengous" because although it doesn't look very fast, in actuality, it's very fast...and can easily get the job done. Other "revengous" vehicles include bigger cars from the early 1970s that are missing windows, rusted, and usually painted black, grey, or have no paint at all. An example would be a 1972 Chevy Caprice. The caprice is "revengous" because it's old, big, very fast and usually driven by people capable of getting revenge on others.
by Dr. Revengous January 4, 2012
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Revenge

1.To inflict punishment in return for getting hurt

2. The sweetest joy next to getting pussy
"I ain't no killer but don't push me, revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy"-Tupac
by mike_tha_alien April 5, 2015
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Ad Revenue

Making money by displaying Ads on a website, YouTube Channel, ect.
Person 1: Do you see the amount of cash that YouTuber is carrying?
Person 2: Yeah, he must have a shit-ton of Ad Revenue.
by 44. Magnum October 5, 2016
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Revenge is a dish best served cold

Old saying from the Mafiosi in Sicily. Tells that the best payback is the one that comes with planning, and that brings the most horrendous pain to your enemies when they are not expecting and are just enjoying the fruits of all the dishonor they brought upon you. One must wait so he can really inflict pain to those who wronged him. Careful planing is necessary so your enemies will suffer terribly, but you won't be harmed by the Law or by your enemies' allies.
"After cutting the guy's arms with the chainsaw and throwing to the sharks, Joe tells him: 'La vendetta es una minestra che se mangia fredda, my friend, or Revenge is a dish best served cold. That bitch thought she would be happy with her HS sweetheart after stealing my money and send me to jail? Now she is going to know the pain of lose everything she loves...' He then pulls his Beretta and shoots the guy in the head"
by Don Materazzi March 20, 2009
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revenge porn

A very rude, crude, crass, and insensitive word to describe Non-consensual sexual footage
Stop telling Non-consensual sexual footage as Revenge Porn, because:
1. It put the blames onto the victim (because they'll assume victim doing something wrong onto the perpretrator)
2. It trivialize sexual abuse as a form of "entertainment" (because they'll assume "revenge porn" as "porn", not pre-recorded sexual abuse)
by Sir. B March 22, 2021
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revengophile

someone who has sex with your child for payback
the guy next door had sex with my 7 year old kids because I didn't clean up after my dog. He is a revengophile.
by IMnotRALPH November 13, 2009
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