Return of Jafar

Banging an ugly chick (namely with a serpent's head) for the second or any subsequent time.

Me: Ugghh I banged Julie again last night.

Friend: That chick with the serpent head?!?

Me: Yeah..

Friend: That sucks!! Fuckin Return of Jafar, dude hahahaha

by Suckster February 10, 2012

Return to Sender

When you are having sex with a girl, but then you turn around and take a steaming shit on her butt, returning the fecal matter to a place where it knows.

We were getting pretty hot the other night until he gave me the old "Return to Sender", and now my sheets will never be the same...

by 420smokethistoo June 24, 2016

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

by Silentlydisapears July 11, 2021

burn and return

Burn and Return, v. to burn and return, burned and returned, burning and returning

1. The act of visiting a public library, checking out a CD or DVD, burning it to your home computer for extended usage, and returning the said media item.
2. The act of borrowing trees, consuming an amount less than or equal to 50% of the total cannabis, and returning the remaining >50% to its original owner.

1. Guy 1: I'm making a run out to the library. You wanna come?
Guy 2: Nigga, I don't read.
Guy 1: No shit, Sherlock. I'm going to burn and return.
Guy 2: Well fuckin' 'a. That changes everything. Lemme grab my sneaks.

2. Stingy bastard to "friend": What the fuck is this shit? You blazed the whole dime! Shit man, this ain't no burn and return. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Smoke the bag?!

by SHSK April 29, 2008

returdshit

Someone who is very special, aka a window licker that smells like shit

mental people who shit there pants

by fishinpompey September 11, 2005

returnship

A returnship is an internship for experienced workers returning to the workforce after years of absence to care for children, elderly parents, or a sick family member.

My youngest child is now in kindergarten, so I'm looking for a 16-week returnship in software engineering to get back into the workforce after taking a few years off.

by lsandonm January 20, 2021

Return eX

Former dark lord of another dimension. Return eX became a mysterious neutral ninja of the shadows.

Your explanation was as clear as Return eX

by Eldwin March 14, 2004