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Halo: Reach

Halo: Reach is a game made by Bungie Studios and was the prequel to Halo: Combat Evolved. It was supposed to be the greatest Halo title, but turned out to be terrible. It broke its own canon many times and introduced many new features that were terrible.
They broke the original Halo gameplay so badly that the golden triangle (guns, grenades, melee) turned into a square made out of moldy turds (Armor abilities, guns, grenade spam, sprint melee).
They removed many features that made what Halo was and removed dual wielding, and the most iconic weapon of Halo: The SMG. The Battle Rifle was also removed and replaced with a new, more overpowered weapon.
Bungie also brought back the health system which made sense, but made grenades way more powerful, without changing them.

The game was overall terrible and only ran for a few weeks off of hype. The game couldn't even hold #1 game on Xbox LIVE for more than a few weeks. Every other Halo game accomplished this for years, and even when they were not #1, they were still pretty high up.

There is a conspiracy where Bungie intentionally made Halo: Reach a bad game because they didn't want the fans to miss them and so 343 Industries could have an easy time winning over the fanbase and selling Halo games by turning Reach into something playable and remaking the first Halo game without changing a thing.
Guy: Halo: Reach is gonna be great!

*Plays Reach*

DEEUUAAUUEGH!!!!1!!11!!1!1
by SpitShine Tommy November 4, 2011
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reach my peak

Reach the level in sex where you are about to cum in the vagina.
What you'd say to warn your sex-buddy your reaching orgasm
Boy: I'm cuming, I'm about to reach my peak!
Girl: hurry up if you are doing....I'm bored!
by Lollysxxx March 14, 2014
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awkward reach around

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around
GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.

Freind-laughs*

GF- STFU
by IHateYouAllll July 10, 2010
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upsidedown reach around

obvi a tugger from the back while hanging upside down on your local elementary school's monkey bars duh
dude bro chill it was sick gnar ass i got a upsidedown reach around last night from some sweet betty
by JEFF-BALLZ aka DJ J-BALLZ September 25, 2010
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(Halo) Reach Fever

The disease you tell your friends, co-workers and boss that you have when you stay home from school to play Halo Reach. The person with Halo Reach Fever usually wont include the word "Halo"
Nick: Dude, why weren't you at school today?

Milan: *fake cough* (Halo) Reach Fever, man. That shits pretty intense.

Nick: I heard about that shit. It's pretty deadly.
by Joe Grindle October 15, 2010
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Boo-Ratch

A slut tweeker hoe that thinks shes all that but just a burnt out whore
Did u chill with Malissa last night?

Yeah i fucked that Boo-Ratch, who dosen't.
by twathammer December 19, 2013
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Ratch-bitious

1. To be both ratchet and ambitious

2. To devote one's life to partying/clubbing and achieving one's academic, career, and/or life goals
"She twerked at parties just as much as she studied to maintain her 3.9 GPA; she was ratch-bitious."
by Horchata Mistress October 11, 2015
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