rɪˈmors noun:
1) An uncomfortable sense of gnawing guilt, or deep regret for a past misdeed that can easily be avoided by not giving a fuck.
1) An uncomfortable sense of gnawing guilt, or deep regret for a past misdeed that can easily be avoided by not giving a fuck.
I briefly felt a tinge of remorse after sleeping with your wife, but then I thought "who gives a fuck?"....and went to the bar for a beer and karaoke.
by Shane C Gray December 18, 2012
Get the Remorse mug.Post-masturbation remorse for one's actions or sexual thoughts during the course of the masturbation.
Jonathan decided tasting his own cum would be hot, but after doing it he almost immediately had Jackie's remorse.
by Nov't April 10, 2009
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The act of downloading a porn video, and while it is downloading you look at another video to jerk off to, after done you cancel the download and then later you wished you had it downloaded to jerk off too.
Me: Sweet I'm going to download video, i'm going to watch this in the mean time.
5 minutes later
Me: Alright I won't be needing to download this anymore.
6 hours later
Me: Porn Remorse
5 minutes later
Me: Alright I won't be needing to download this anymore.
6 hours later
Me: Porn Remorse
by CRad49 November 25, 2009
Get the Porn Remorse mug.I signed up to be a chaperone for the high school band's out of town game and then had volunteer's remorse so I scribbled my name off the list.
by scribbled out August 25, 2013
Get the Volunteer's remorse mug.when after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn't commited it
Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night's events and has a serious case of fucker's remorse.
by daring debby June 16, 2011
Get the fucker's remorse mug.The sudden feeling you get at your new job usually after your initial training is over. It is usually a feeling of dread and sadness.
Trainer: Okies yall Now dut yer trainin is a over grab yer box knives and head out to der floor.
Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.
Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.
by bahremon June 19, 2009
Get the Employees Remorse mug.You are about to wank and you have been thinking about a girl that wants you, but just doesn't meet your standards. Just before wanking, you decide to text her something dirty because u are thinking "She's not that bad , I'm gonna shag her" - she doesn't reply - and after wanking, you experience regret for sending the text when you were horny.
by Shaun47 December 16, 2009
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