retirement dog

A dog acquired either during retirement or less commonly as a manisfestation of ENS (empty nesting syndrome) that is treated with a high degree of preference, most often surpassing that of any actual children a retiree has.

My parent’s retirement dog, Murphy, got more Christmas presents than me.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.

by Shariah Moonbeam December 26, 2018

Retired

the one time in your life that you actually get a break.

Yay im retired time to sleep for the next 15 years.

by reeeeeeee.exe October 2, 2019

Refried

When your fart goes up your hoo ha and queafs back out later a few degrees cooler

💩 💨 🌮

I ate lotsa fiber today and my refrieds have my eyes burning!

by LavaExcelsior October 23, 2019

Refreshalicious

A state of mouth that is quenched by delicious refreshment

Brookvale Union Ginger Beer is absolutely Refreshalicious

by BUBodhi August 13, 2020

Referee

A blind crazy idiot at a basketball game
Who needs to be stripped of theee clothes and glued to the floor

Stupid referee

by Loveyahey December 12, 2020

refrebre

Pronunciation: (ref-fra-bree) meaning: a person, item, or function that is cool or fun (pretty much similar to saying “lit asf”)

Girl 1: I saw that music festival you went to on your story

Girl 2: yeah bitch, it was hella refrebre

by Liv Wilde March 2, 2021

Retirement Lord

An Argentine diver who made a fake retirement after missing an important penalty against Chile. He cried and retired after the match. He is a shame of Argentina but most of his fans said that's Higuain's fault although he had scored more goals than him in KO Stage of Copa America 2016.

Retirement Lord is a Penaltian, who loves to miss penalty and retire.

by I love Mobile Legend March 4, 2021