Rectal Eruption

When a man or woman (most likely woman) becomes too excited at a moment, a sharp smelling fluid drives out of the anal cavity, thus making warm tingling feeling most related to apple pie.

"Brah, I can totally see your Rectal Eruption!"

"Woah, thanks man!"

by Benjarvus August 27, 2008

Rectal Worm

A drinking game played thought Mexico usually played at gay bars. It requires a man to spread ass cheeks and someone puts tequila in it and a worm. The objective is to find the worm by sucking the tequila out. The one who finds the worm gets good luck for the rest of the year. And the person who was gunna go after the person who got the worm has to drink all the excess tequila.

Dude Terry played Rectal Worm last week in Mexico.
No way man...thats fucking gay!

by USDATrooper February 18, 2010

Rectal Grenade

feces, shit, crap, turd, dung...whatever else you would like to refer it as.

"I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."

"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"

"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"

by stangmike86gt January 5, 2012

rectal fetch

Is a sophisticated way of saying "pulling something out of your arse"

"Dad... why did they build the Great Wall of China?"
"It was built in the time of Emporer Nasi Goreng to keep the rabbits out"
"Dad... did you just go the rectal fetch?"

by Sydsal November 4, 2017

Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.

Kerry is a rectal puppet.

by Orzi December 9, 2009

rectal fingertrap

One prolapsed rectum is inserted into another prolapsed rectum and then that one proceeds to shit into the other.

Retired female porn stars like performing rectal fingertraps on each other.

by Devil egg January 19, 2015

rectal floss

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

by drdigg June 10, 2015