Rectal Eruption

When a man or woman (most likely woman) becomes too excited at a moment, a sharp smelling fluid drives out of the anal cavity, thus making warm tingling feeling most related to apple pie.

"Brah, I can totally see your Rectal Eruption!"

"Woah, thanks man!"

by Benjarvus August 27, 2008

Rectal Worm

A drinking game played thought Mexico usually played at gay bars. It requires a man to spread ass cheeks and someone puts tequila in it and a worm. The objective is to find the worm by sucking the tequila out. The one who finds the worm gets good luck for the rest of the year. And the person who was gunna go after the person who got the worm has to drink all the excess tequila.

Dude Terry played Rectal Worm last week in Mexico.
No way man...thats fucking gay!

by USDATrooper February 18, 2010

rectal implosion

(Verb) An act occurring when the rectal cavity becomes tightened to the point of immense pressure and the digestive system implodes

Ethan suffered a rectal implosion yesterday. There was rectal plasm everywhere.

by Kenyoudigit17 November 14, 2017

rectal fireworks

Rectal fireworks is when your dropping a poo and fart comes with it causing a rapid fire like action out of your bumhole

I I sat down to drop a deuce and it caused (rectal fireworks) to some flying out of my bum

by ToiletGod September 5, 2016

Rectal suspension

verb

1. The act of not releasing one's bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover shits. The act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy shit to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement.

"Oh man, I had to do a rectal suspension after last night. Otherwise I'd have destroyed the fucking toilet."
"Dude, just finished rectally suspending, was beautiful."

by Ladstain October 4, 2016

Rectal Fortitude

Being an asshole.

That narcissist T45mp has rectal fortitude...

by Meggapekka September 18, 2023

rectal rocket

Term used for thermometer inserted in the anus.

If you don't stay hydrated, the first thing our medical staff with do is take your temperature. To do this, they use something called "the rectal rocket."

by ChadwickTheBeta August 10, 2015