When a man or woman (most likely woman) becomes too excited at a moment, a sharp smelling fluid drives out of the anal cavity, thus making warm tingling feeling most related to apple pie.
by Benjarvus August 27, 2008
Get the Rectal Eruptionmug. A drinking game played thought Mexico usually played at gay bars. It requires a man to spread ass cheeks and someone puts tequila in it and a worm. The objective is to find the worm by sucking the tequila out. The one who finds the worm gets good luck for the rest of the year. And the person who was gunna go after the person who got the worm has to drink all the excess tequila.
by USDATrooper February 18, 2010
Get the Rectal Wormmug. Rectal fireworks is when your dropping a poo and fart comes with it causing a rapid fire like action out of your bumhole
by ToiletGod September 5, 2016
Get the rectal fireworksmug. verb
1. The act of not releasing one's bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover shits. The act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy shit to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement.
1. The act of not releasing one's bowels during a hangover so as to prevent sloppy hangover shits. The act of rectal suspension should be deemed complete after the time required to compact aforementioned sloppy shit to the necessary degree to perform a normal bowel movement.
"Oh man, I had to do a rectal suspension after last night. Otherwise I'd have destroyed the fucking toilet."
"Dude, just finished rectally suspending, was beautiful."
"Dude, just finished rectally suspending, was beautiful."
by Ladstain October 4, 2016
Get the Rectal suspensionmug. "I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."
"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"
"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"
"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"
"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"
by stangmike86gt January 5, 2012
Get the Rectal Grenademug. If you don't stay hydrated, the first thing our medical staff with do is take your temperature. To do this, they use something called "the rectal rocket."
by ChadwickTheBeta August 10, 2015
Get the rectal rocketmug. Being an asshole.
by Meggapekka September 18, 2023
Get the Rectal Fortitudemug.