reality tv

a TV genre in which you watch over-sexed people complain about each other

Reality TV is not very realistic

by *tweak* September 23, 2003

reality tv

The crack cocaine of television.

In re Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth vs. Ereka Vetrini the court decides that both parties are sentenced to a life on reality tv without possibility of parole

by skipatrol August 6, 2004

Reality Show Ho

A slutty woman who appears on a number of reality television shows like Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, Beauty and the Geek, A Shot at Love, etc in order to get famous.

Those girls on the VH1 Show, "I Love Money" are just Reality Show Ho's.

by spikey_dude55 October 17, 2008

Reality Smash

Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only

Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back.

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

Reality Pirate

Someone who fucks up the mind of masses to make money, because they lack a social gene.

Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

realtar

Also known as "real guitar". People started saying this after the popular video game series "Guitar Hero" came out. Some people hate Guitar Hero because they believe those who play Guitar Hero should pick up a REAL guitar instead of playing the little plastic one.

Learn to play a realtar!

by PanchoH4x January 28, 2009

reality troll

A person who trolls others, only in person. It could be over text or during conversation.

The reality troll wouldn't stop making black jokes in downtown chicago.

by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 22, 2010