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Snack That Review

A food review who shows off some off the best snacks.
Who to look up for the new and greatest snacks?, Snack That Review
by Food Life Times July 11, 2022
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Online Movie Reviewer

A thinly blurred line of youtuber and pedophile .
i heard that guy is an Online Movie Reviewer... disgusting.
by thatmightyguy August 28, 2022
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purchase review

An essential part of any shopping trip which takes place when one has caught their breath towards the end of the trip, it is to simply look back and asess exactly what goods they have purchased with their cash, merely for their own benefit and maybe who else is with them.

This usually takes place on the platforms of various train stations pending on where the trip has taken place.
Josh: 'The Train ain't comin till 17:39'

Wilson: 'Oh no that is almost seven minutes away! what ever will we do in that time?'

James: 'Time for a purchase review.'
by ...? November 19, 2004
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cock review

A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.
-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021
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review guilt

the twinge of guilt felt after making yet another purchase decision from amazon based on customer reviews, knowing full well that you yourself have never contributed a review. this is a distinctly first-world problem... you selfish prick.
"So after reading four bad reviews in the last six months i decided not to buy that router, but now i have this review guilt because i won't help other lazy assholes like myself. "
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"
by war-n March 13, 2019
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5 star review Walmart

The 5 star rating is connected to the union movement at Walmart. Talking about getting or giving a 5 star review is suggesting union activities.
Wow, I hear that Walmart has the worst Healthcare options and treat their employees horribly. I can't wait until employees 5 star review Walmart.
by Jugglinglogic July 3, 2023
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