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Thanksgiving pants

Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.
The girls and I are going to a buffet for dinner, so I'm wearing my Thanksgiving pants.
by Contessa Vanessa September 16, 2008
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Plants vs Zombies

Released in 2009, Plants vs Zombies defined a genre by choosing not guns, but PLANTS. Since it's release, about 10,000 other apps have been released trying to copy it. They essentially have to get high as fuck on any substance of their choice and using this state of mind come up with some fucked up idea to rip off the game.
I searched up Plants vs Zombies and kept on scrolling to see how many rip-offs there were. I don't remember when I stopped. (keeps on scrolling)
by Mr Garbell! July 5, 2016
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magic ass pants

Lululemon yoga pants. Gives almost every girl who wears them a great ass.
Check out her ass... she is wearing magic ass pants!
by me123456789 December 28, 2008
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my pants are on fire

A simple phrase used to indicate that your pants are in a state of rapid rapid oxidization. YOu should use this phrase when your pants are combusting as you never know when you might have to tell a blind person. A blind person wouldn't under stand what
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!'

meant.
I souldn't have used that match after spilling gasoline. Now my pants are on fire...... and it BURNS!!!!!!!
by Collin Miller July 20, 2003
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shit your pants

1 To make feces in your drawers
2 to become excited or overjoyed
3 To be scared or surprised
1 Dude, did you shit your pants?
2 Shannon asked you out and you shit your pants
3 When that bomb went off, you shit your pants
by todd's big dick January 21, 2008
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poopie pants

what you call someone who just shit their pants
Hey where did len go? He just shit his pants n'at, damn poopie pants
by Len Jr. February 27, 2009
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Yoga Pants

That thing white girls use to make their ass bigger.

claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls
Rarely, RARELY used for yoga

Sometimes see-through (lululemon)
GIRLS: "I wear Yoga Pants all the time They're sooooooooo comfortable!!!!!"
REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"
by Cluero May 26, 2015
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