porch monkey

Porch monkey:
Primitive ape from the jungles of Africa.

That porch monkey stole my watermelon.

by seanopia March 21, 2008

porch monkey

in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on July 21, 2006 Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...black or white

Yesterday, my cousin sat on the couch and watched tv all day long, he can be such a porch monkey sometimes

by John Robison July 22, 2006

pucchi

pucchi means pussy of a woman edigand

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

porch beaver

1. The view of a woman's external genital features as seen up-skirt while seated (no underwear).

Person 1: "Hey look over there!"
Person 2: "Is that what I think it is?"
Person 1: "Yep, it's a porch beaver."
Person 2: "Ah, the mythical and endangered porch beaver."

by bbweee January 1, 2006

Porch Llama

Latino men, preferably Andean, who hang on the front stoop and make suggestive comments to women walking by.

The porch llamas down that road creep me out.

by ericandrea December 20, 2010

porch monkey

Term of endearment used to describe lazy people in general. No racial implications are intended or implied what so ever. We're taking it back.

Stephen is the biggest porch monkey ever. He sits around and plays WOW all day.

by theko July 27, 2006

porch monkey

see also nigger
a lazy person who sits on the porch all day doing nothing
typicaly refering to a nigger

"that dude is such a porch monkey"
"i know all he does is sit on the stoop"

by fyrchken April 1, 2007