panic boner

Panic Boner is when you get so scared you get a huge boner

Chris Hawrdwick loves panic boners.

by babylove22 March 29, 2015

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penicide

The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.

Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"

by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009

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Trimming the pubes on and around the penis while letting your ball hairs grow out (usually for the winter). Was in style in the eighties but has since been frowned upon. Still is a common way to wear your penis in most southern states.

It's kinda sad really, Grampa can never grow a pubic mullet again cause his balls are going bald.

by genegine October 14, 2006

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panicked donkey

Someone who is afraid to commit to the person he's dating, and becomes panicky whenever things start to get serious in the relationship. The panicked donkey is known for his very wide eyes, and stubborn refusal to move.

Jack: Jill invited me to have dinner with her parents. I completely froze. I was such a panicked donkey.

Jill: Come with me to dinner with my parents. It's really no big deal.
Jack: noise like a donkey's bray with a look of sheer terror on his face
Jill: Stop being such a panicked donkey!

by BayAreaBlondie March 15, 2008

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Pubic Nit

1.Small, crab-like insect. Causes infestation of the pubic region, usually in cases of abundant pubic hair growth. Usually results in irritation and reddening if the pubic region due to furious scratching. See pubic monkies. 2.Annoying person.

1.My ex-girlfriend gave me pubic nits. 2.My little brother acts like a pubic nit.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

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