Puddle Slapper

When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere

Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him

by OfficialArbys June 2, 2023

Puddle penis

Used to describe the penis of an older male. Otherwise refered to as, a saggy dick

Aye yo, yo dick so small it lookin like a puddle penis

by Whycanticomeupwithwords September 27, 2019

Puddle Pussy

A vagina that produces a large amount of lubrication. Usually because of the loud squishing sounds during intercourse or masturbation.

"Be careful, Jenna has a puddle pussy. There's no way to be discreet when you two have sex."

by Christian Carroll September 15, 2017

Puddle duck

A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.

I missed you puddle duck.
*nuzzle*

by P_Titty October 5, 2021

Tummy Puddles

Upon conclusion of intercourse, one removes his sword from the tunnel and releases tummy puddles on the opposing partners stomach.

When I was just about to finish, I pulled out and gave her some tummy puddles.

by @SlickNick911 February 6, 2015

Dribble puddle

The area in front of a men’s room toilet or urinal that men have dribbled urine, and/or loose public hairs onto.

The guilty party is known as a “dribble dropper”

Every time I have to shit in public I have to make sure my belt doesn’t fall into the dribble puddle!

by agotaras2000 October 27, 2022

Bloody Puddle

British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!

"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"

by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018