pounding the pud 

to be or to masturbate

I was so bored last night I ended up pounging the pud and going to sleep.

pounding the pud by Charlie Thomas October 17, 2004

Tidgey pud 

Is where a male gives a female painal and as they pull there schlong out the females asshole she prolapses leaving the asshole to look like a mini yorkshire pudding. (Tidgey pud.)

Sam L was giving a brutal painal to Ruth. He stretched out his batwing and pulled his whopper out of the shit stained asshole leaving a gravy filled tidgey pud.

Tidgey pud by Mc Azzo December 29, 2013

muscle pud 

1) a female body-builder
2) a very muscular female
3) a female with very muscular thighs and, in most cases, a strangely muscular pudenda

"That frickin' muscle pud cracked his head like a coconut down there."

muscle pud by MeanMachine May 15, 2007

mud pud

A sloppy, loose, dirty, smelly pussy

Natalie has the biggest mud puddle.

mud pud by Mrsoliz October 12, 2017

nana pud 

Banana pudding

I had some vivacious nana pud for my birthday

nana pud by TheRealUggy October 11, 2018

Pulling my Pud 

To jerk off.

She wouldn't help, so I went home pulling my Pud as I wept.

Pulling my Pud by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Spud Pud 

Another phrase for Crotch Potato meaning a deformed cock, one that is lumpy, short and unuseable for sexual activity.
Also a general insult for those who annoy you.

Orlando Bloom has such an evil Spud Pud, I bet the girls flee his trailer in a stampede when they find that little suprise out..

Dude! You dropped your grape juice on my bed, you fucking Spud Pud!

Spud Pud by Mojo King Bee September 6, 2005