Pickled Penis

The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.

Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?

by ChA.D.D. March 5, 2022

pickled_vr

It is used when someone is playing really good at the game gorilla tag

Dude he’s playing like pickled_vr!

by Pickledvr42 March 18, 2022

pickled

Marinated like a pickle; one has become soured by colonialism--otherwise known as a "contaminated redskin"

N8TV 1: "I did Boy Scouts!"
N8TV 2: "Fuck, you're pickled"

by i<3inc April 18, 2022

pickled

Marinated like a pickle; one has become soured by colonialism-- otherwise known as a "contaminated redskin."

N8TV 1: "I was in the Boy Scouts!"
N8TV 2: "Fuck, you're pickled..."

by i<3inc April 18, 2022

Pickled sphincter

Marinated anus /pickled sphincter

Created when needing to shit in a hot environment

When your runing in a marithon snd you shit yourself but you still finish with a pickled sphincter

by By 777 the dickanator text me June 18, 2022

pickled cucumber

it's... a pickle

"WHO THE F*** WOULD SAY PICKLED CUCUMBER IN A SENTENCE?!?"

by the rectum July 26, 2022

Pickled

When your dick is constantly soaked from the sacred juices of angel pussy that you have basically been graced by the fountain of youth.

"Chuck Norris is over 80 years old, how does he still look so young?" "It's simple, man. He's been Pickled from banging Christie Brinkley"

by Skip Doogle October 22, 2022