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Loss Prevention Officer

The most awesome job in the world. An LPO typically spends two shifts of four hours a day walking around a high-end retail store, like Target, to spot shoplifters in the act and recover stolen merchandise.
Fuck man, I got arrested for shoplifting because of Target's new Loss Prevention Officer.
by TargetLPO March 9, 2010
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prevert

A person on the verge of doing or saying something innapropriate.
Cindy: (Waiting in line at an amusement park) "... this thing is sooo long! ... Don't say anything John. I can see that preverted look in your eyes".
by Kazizzle January 11, 2009
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Sick until proven healthy

The left or establishment has created a new class of people, the sick.
The sick have less rights than the healthy.
They can be forcibly quarantined and treated.
And assuming everyone is sick until proven healthy, is every bit as insane as assuming everyone is guilty until proven innocent.
The potentially sick can be forcibly tested (and vaccinated).
And how they define the sick is absurd, since this virus, like most viruses, is ubiquitous and has little or nothing to do with health.
They've assumed this virus is lethal until proven nonlethal.
They refuse to examine the data proving it nonlethal.
This is not democracy, our fundamental rights and freedoms have been suspended, this is totalitarianism and we must resist.
I'm not sick until proven healthy, I'm healthy until proven sick.
by Gloominary May 11, 2020
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preverse

A bad or sinful thought, or feeling.
I get a nervious preverse, when i see her its worse.
by april-leanne July 5, 2008
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Pregnancy Prevention Patrol

Someone who has to supervise at a camp or hotel to make sure that none of the high school students at an event sneak in and out of rooms to have sex. Also known as PPP.
With the cheerleading camp sandwiched between the football camp and soccer camp, Joel knew he’d be on pregnancy prevention patrol until his replacement came at dawn.

Mrs. Rivera was an expert at pregnancy prevention patrol. It’s like she could hear a hotel room door opening from two floors away and that’s why they always had her go on the band trips.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Proverbs 31 girl

A beautiful and strong woman who can hold her own. Who is pure and loving, who is not to afraid to tell the truth and wont hold back. A woman who deserves the best treatment.
Yo, that girl Erica she’s gonna be my proverbs 31 girl.
by Young Ge July 31, 2018
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Praveen

He is goded and is the best badminton player in the world. He is so cool and smart. He is very confident.
Someone: Yo, thats Praveen!
Someone: I'd do anything to be friends with him
Another dude: Yeah, ikr
Another dude: Hes so cool
Praveen: Wassup
by anonymous December 16, 2021
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