prisoner b33920

the prison ID of Charles Manson

prisoner b33920 wont be eligible for parole until 2012

by CRazyEi November 11, 2007

prison sex

the act of homosexual intercourse performed without the aid of lubrication.

Don't pick up the soap without your back to the wall lads.

by My May 12, 2003

Prison Rodeo

Identical to a normal rodeo - where the act of coitus is interrupted either by hidden friends or a whispered admission such as "I have syphilis..." and the objective is to maintain penetration for as long as possible despite the receiving partner's best efforts to "throw the rider" - except the prison rodeo involves anal sex (and a vastly increased risk of a horrible, horrible mess).

I was surprised when Ashley was willing to do anal - it turned what I'd had planned as a run-of-the-mill rodeo into a full-on prison rodeo.

by Johnny Panic February 27, 2009

prison lunch

an urban pimple on your ass.

i'm prison lunch, looky here!

or

i'm wearing a regular jacket but the rest of my ass iz prison.

by Commitment Elvis March 4, 2009

prison meal

Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.

Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?

Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.

by docsabre May 20, 2007

probosculate

To engage in deep and meaningful thought, through use of concentration on the breath through the proboscis, as per meditation

'This is indeed a predicament we will have to probosculate upon'

by WillieVanillie November 15, 2006

Big Bubba Prison Style

Prison sex between big bubba and some other dude.Which is hella wrong,but in a way funny.

Gaylords batty men village people
two guy's bonin' early in the monin'

by thebestguyonearth January 21, 2005