Shorthand or slang for “American Negro Cigarette”. Also called a spliff. It was a clandestine way to smoke marijuana in the early 20th century that was made popular by Black jazz musicians.
Jill: “Why did you walk away from that weirdo?”
Jack: “He tried to give me an ANC and my mother told me to never accept candy or cigarettes from strangers.”
Jack: “He tried to give me an ANC and my mother told me to never accept candy or cigarettes from strangers.”
by docsabre August 12, 2020
Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.
Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?
Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.
Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.
by docsabre May 20, 2007
An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.
Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?
Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.
Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.
by Docsabre May 15, 2007
Hey, didn't you say you were gonna drop off the kids at the pool?
Yea, but first I have to send an admiral to sea.
Yea, but first I have to send an admiral to sea.
by docsabre May 25, 2007
Why are the springs shot on this side of your car, dude?
Because my girlfriend is a freeking bufforilla!
Because my girlfriend is a freeking bufforilla!
by Docsabre May 16, 2007
When you are content with your gender as assigned by your chromosomes and you only think about your gender if asked. Otherwise you spend the majority of your time not really concerned about your gender.
My girlfriend isn’t confused about her gender. In fact, she’s quite well adapted emotionally. I’m starting to worry that she’s apathetogender.
by docsabre March 06, 2021
From the Greek, combining lignos, the word for "wood" with "genesis" meaning to give birth to. This pharse describes the ability a particular woman has to inspire an erection. Not to be confused with a perfect erection, the so-called "lignogenesis perfecta".
by Docsabre May 15, 2007