docsabre's definitions

Reltney

An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.

Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?

Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007

ANC

Shorthand or slang for “American Negro Cigarette”. Also called a spliff. It was a clandestine way to smoke marijuana in the early 20th century that was made popular by Black jazz musicians.

Jill: “Why did you walk away from that weirdo?”
Jack: “He tried to give me an ANC and my mother told me to never accept candy or cigarettes from strangers.”

by docsabre August 12, 2020

send an admiral to sea

To take a shit. You "launch" an admiral toward the ocean.

Hey, didn't you say you were gonna drop off the kids at the pool?

Yea, but first I have to send an admiral to sea.

by docsabre May 25, 2007

prison meal

Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.

Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?

Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.

by docsabre May 20, 2007

giageezmo

Anglo-Italian slang combo of giant with Italian suffix-"eezmo" imparting the superlative meaning for large, enourmous, gigandous, ginormous, freaking big, etc.

Did you see the nose on that guy?

Yeah, it was giageezmo!

by Docsabre May 16, 2007

Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.

Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!

by docsabre October 19, 2020

diamond cutter

an erection so hard a cat cannot scratch it

What did Bill give you for your birthday?

He took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007