talking points

The one phrase or idea that candidates repeat over and over again in debates and commercials until it people believe it. Especially applicable to the 2004 election and an indication of the downfall of the media.

Crossfire Dweeb: We do honest debate on this show
Jon Stewart: No, you don't. All you do is scream the talking points at each other.

by Alisa November 1, 2004

points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver

Something back-seat drivers frequently do.

Okay, now turn here!

*points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver*

by Fleabag May 12, 2006

cool points

Is a system of points that reflect a person's popularity or social ranking. One is awarded cool points for doing something stupid or a completely mindblowing act (such as banging mark's mom or eating a baby) due to the fact that the person has either low self esteem or because his friends are complete doushe bags. Also High 5's and Negg's play quite a role in the cool ponts system. When one recieves a high 5, he is awarded usually 10 cool points. But when someone is disgraced with a Negg, they have 10 cool points subtracted. After one has banked up 100 cool points he is thought to be quite a cool fellow and his self esteem is quite high. But when someone has
-100 cool points they are diagnossed with AIDs and are thought of as sluts who give fat chicks sex.

Friend 1: Dude, i dare you to bang mark's sister
Friend 2: OKAY!
**Some time passes**
Friend 2: **Shows Friend 1 Mark's Sister's Pantys**
Friend 1: DUDE!!! U get like 1000 cool points for this
**The friends exchange congradulatory High 5's**

by WWT SKATER September 6, 2008

gossip points

derived from the clique books, gossip points are given by the magnitude of your gossip. the bettter the gossip the more the points.

Jen is pregnant, thats at least 300 gossip points.

by JK! September 18, 2008

pity points

Points received on a difficult test when a student or students are not doing well in either the class or test. They are extra points given to help boost the grade on the test for the struggling student or students.

Person1: Hey what score did you get on the test?
person2:I got a 75 but looks like most of my score was made up of pity points.

by gman570 September 17, 2013

G unit points

See cool points only way cooler

i have 8 million g unit points therfore i am wiked bad awesome

by fleckyflack00 October 10, 2008

Mike and Mark Points

Points in which people are handed out by Mike and Mark. They must do crazy, often humiliating deeds in order to achieve them. The first person to gain 1,000,000 becomes, Mike and/or Mark.

Go stab that orphan and we'll give you 1,000 Mike and Mark Points.

by Mike Chainsaw January 6, 2009