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minimum viable product

Minimum Viable Product (MVP) is the absolute shittiest possible product that can be passed off as a success to an unwitting customer. See any new product or feature out of Silicon Valley tech companies.
The minimum viable product is any new feature from companies like Facebook, Google, Apple.... That works just enough to gain revenue for the company, while pissing off a large part of their customer base. Don't worry they're working on a patch or update for that.....
by foobar767 May 8, 2014
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product

I'm using product in my hair today.
by Leflyman January 17, 2004
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Do Something Productive with Your Bowels

Something you say when you want someone or something to go to the bathroom.
by PoeHopIn April 2, 2011
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Apple Products

Apple products are poor in quality.

In more "Apple-user Friendly" words: They do not last long & are a waste of money that you could be using on more efficient products that will NOT piss you off repeatedly in a matter of seconds because of their horrible manufacturing & overall package.
Only idiots buy Apple Products because once they break or prove their inadequacy, the idiots go back to the store to waste another wad of cash on even more unsuitable technology.
by Windows & Linux User October 18, 2008
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product control

1. A control function for financial products in an investment bank.

2. (In common usage) A dead end, also known as the ACA graveyard. Seen as an avenue of last resort for lowly paid ex-auditors unable to attain jobs even vaguley connected with value generation.
I need this compliance seminar like I need a job in Product Control.
by Sage of London February 21, 2008
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ZZDG Productions

A popular, Youtube video producing group. They specialize in Wii game cheats and reviews as well as tutorials for apple products. They are currently affiliated with ZZDG Studios their secondary youtube channel, CodMaster011, and lastly UltimateCodMaster. They have been known by their siginiture phrases such as: "filmed on a iPhone". They have and continue to make videos to be "seen all over the world".
Person 1: "Hey, we need some Cheats for our Wii".
Person 2: "Well lets check out ZZDG Productions".
by Furger5 March 3, 2011
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weapons of mass production

"They are in possessions of weapons of mass production..."
by tinkerbelll May 22, 2004
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