putting off doing something which really needs to be done by doing something else instead which needs to be done.
she was an expert in the art of productive procrastination always putting off doing things but getting so much else done instead being such a contrarian.
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I spent 4 hours watching Youtube videos. It started out with lectures and I ended up watching interviews with psychopaths. Its too easy to slip into the Procrastinatrix these days.
by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018
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Person 1: Oh my god Katherine I've been watching Netflix for 5 hours instead of doing my 6-page essay that's due tomorrow
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator
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Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator
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Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater
by The_jet_man October 28, 2015
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by IlikeMeowing August 25, 2016
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you have procrastinated so long in your life that you don't even know what it means to improve, procrastination is ruining your life.
by Nikeyin333 March 26, 2022
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The reason my research paper is a load of crap is because of forced procrastination: I had so much busywork I couldn't even breathe.
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