by icanttype February 06, 2018
I am supposed to be doing homework but I went on urban dictionary and did a little thing I like to call procrastination
Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.
Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.
by One little hellian February 14, 2017
Because of my nact for procrastination on my comp essay I sumbmitted it at 11:59 Pm, when it was due at 12:00 Am
by 162875 March 11, 2015
by Eunkoki November 25, 2017
The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)
Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.
Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!
Pablo- Que? No el inglishh
Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!
Pablo- Que? No el inglishh
by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010
by Pialinist June 10, 2020
Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.
Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.
Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!
Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!
by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023