Procopiofobie

A very rational fear of mouse/rats with the name Procopie

When I saw the war veteran,i had Procopiofobie

by NewCummer69 July 25, 2023

Procatsinate

Putting off work by playing with your oh-so-cute cats.

If my cats are in the same room as me, I'm sure to procatsinate and never accomplish anything.

by MudPuddle072012 September 4, 2023

Proca

In Moldovian slang proca is a sextoy that can be used by both genders and in other regions, proca is associated with a prostitute that sits inside home all day(like the sex toy because it cant move )

What a proca he is, unbelievable.

Fr, he doesn’t want to go out with us!

by Lada1300thebestcarever July 22, 2024

Prolapse party

A group of like minded weirdos gather and brutally fuck themselves until they all have a prolapsed anus once this has occurred they take turns gently suckling on each other's prolapsed assholes.

Hey man wanna get the guys together for a prolapse party

by Tismtastic August 14, 2024

procrappernating

The act of procrastination thru, or behind the guise of having a long bowel movement, thus avoiding whatever task, or chore awaits, once an individual has concluded their time in the bathroom

I'm not ready for this just yet, I'm still procrappernating, and scrolling on my phone.

by Nate Whisman October 1, 2023

Prolapsacider

This miracle product has been the best selling prolapse related beverage since the the early 1800s. Particularly popular with prostitues and pornographic film models. Long since established in Hollywood where the product was launched a decade before Donald Trump Sr Sr was born, it has since traveled far and wide and is helping people prolapse from Moscow to Paris Over to London and deep in the reaches of east Asia and the Outback, a truly amazing product, and if you haven’t tried it your mum has.

Man “I’ve got a pain in my ass..”
Woman “have you been drinking that Prolapsacider again?”

*Man 1 can’t sit down
Man2 “What’s up man?”
Man1 “Man I had two bottles of Prolapsacider last night..”

by XFaceflaps69 December 23, 2023

Prolapse elapse

When someone chokes to death on their own rectal prolapse.

Did you hear what happened to James? He was walking down the stairs when his rectum prolapsed and fell out of his shorts. Well, he tripped over his own butthole that fell out of his butt but that's not all. He fell onto his back and his prolapsed butthole fell into his mouth and got lodged into the back of his throat. Coroner ruled it a prolapse elapse.

by Jerrysguy November 13, 2023