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Premature Ejavulation

To prematurely fire a javelin while smart-bombing in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Can often be the response of a surprised smart-bomber seeing their teammate run by and thus, prematurely firing.
"Ohhfdjgnwtf damn it Evan!" - Asianinvasions7
"Haha What?" - CHOPPA N DA SKY
"Evan ran by my javvy with his big pancake and I Prematurely Ejavulated!" - Asianinvasions7
"LOL Premature Ejavulation does not taste as good as pickle!" - Ryan8102095
by GetToDaCh0ppa July 10, 2011
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premate

A word used by apes for the correct term "premade" in multiplayer games. It's used to describe a group of players organized before the game even started.
They are premates!
You mean they are premade.
by Liletta September 19, 2019
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worst premade ever

a group of individuals that are "really good at playing games". they make funny video compilations to show how "good" they are at games. there are 4 main people on this group. one named Cath, one named Ellis, one named Alex, and one named Jake.
have you seen worst premade ever on twitch yet, they are the "best" at gaming.
by jordangaming1234567 October 22, 2020
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permagape

When ones holes have been penetrated so many times they no longer shut
Anybody who goes to prison is now permagaped.
by TheBootyMan November 18, 2014
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permagrin

1) a blissfully wide post-coital grin indicative of particularly satisfying sex. usually indicates a strong sense of emotional closeness with the partner responsible for said sex. permagrin derrived from sex can often last for an entire day. this phenomenon is primarily experienced by females, but under certain circumstances can be found in males for the same reason.

2) a blank, complacent smile experienced after smoking an especially copious ammount of marijuana. permagrin will often fade once the initial high tapers off a bit, and the smoker regains cognitive abilities.

3) the blank, starry eyed grin which acompanies the ingestion of psychedelics. this type of permagrin typically occurs while observing something particularly prone to producing hallucinations, such as a moving light or toy.
1)Kim: "Wow... you've got permagrin. Have a good night?"
Jane: "Yep. Ten back to back orgasms. I love Reggie..."

2) Mike: "Heh... looks like those brownies are kicking in. Kev's totally got permagrin..."

3) Rich: "Is Raul tripping? He's been staring at that mirror for fifteen minutes with this permagrin on his face the entire time."
by sp00ki November 6, 2006
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perma-noob

A noob who will always be a noob, no matter how much time passes.
See Secret Azure.
"Wow, he's such a perma-noob. Nothing can ever change that."
by anonymous July 12, 2005
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Premature Sending

Example 1:

When you are responding to a text message (or e-mail) and you get side-tracked or think of something else, and you click send prematurely.

Example 2:

You're typing / texting and you accidentally hit send

Usually doesn't make sense
Sometimes can have negative effects
person 1: So what are you up to this evening?
person 2: I'm go

*Person 2 demonstrates clear example of premature sending*
by Bozzzy May 21, 2009
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