A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.
Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!
by Brendan And Chris November 10, 2007
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An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.
An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.
Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.
Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?
Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?
by Harry Houdini November 13, 2007
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by shADDer2770 January 13, 2010
Get the Patchism mug.The worlds best laugh usually following some form of rude comment or joke. Can be heard across great distances, known to keep camp sites awake and generally causes outbursts from others.
This phenomenon is now becoming very common at mountain bike events.
This phenomenon is now becoming very common at mountain bike events.
by Buzz monkeyface lightyear January 12, 2011
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-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.
by elyk rehctub July 11, 2011
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Dude 1: What'd you think of that party last night?
Dude 2: It was alright, except the doorman pulled a patchen.
Dude 2: It was alright, except the doorman pulled a patchen.
by Okay_Jose November 12, 2017
Get the patchen mug.The art of being able to look someone in the eyes and not hesitate to lie. If one is to get caught in a lie, one must come up with an even greater lie in order to cover up his previous lie. The origin of this word came from the island of O’ahu, deep inside Campbell Industry by a bunch of pricks.
“Eh, you not patchoing me ah?”
“I could already tell da kine was patchoing me the other day.”
“I’m sick and tired of getting patchoed already. It’s the 4th time today!”
“I could already tell da kine was patchoing me the other day.”
“I’m sick and tired of getting patchoed already. It’s the 4th time today!”
by NTW Prick January 31, 2019
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