power tie

A principally red or blue tie with conservative patterning tied in a double windsor. The most common pattern is a simple stripe but anything conservative works. The style is easier to recognize than to describe. Often accompanied by an overly aggressive handshake, gaudy rolex, and ample cologne.

"Did you see the State of the Union address last night?"
"Yeah I heard Iran surrendered to Bush's power tie."

by Loul Deng January 15, 2008

POWER Reading

1) to read a textbook so quickly that only the most important points go into your head.

2) to read while doing an intense activity

Note: POWER must be capitalized

1) "Dude, I don't care about physics, so I POWER read the chapter."

2) "Oh, man. Raúl is so cool. He was POWER reading Chemistry while he climbed a mountain."

by thespatula0224 January 12, 2009

Powerbating

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.

"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."

by Errahtik October 16, 2009

Powerfling

Powerful, aggressive sexual relations between two individuals lasting for a period of no less than 3 weeks and no longer than 3 months.

"Wow Amy you're absolutely glowing and walking bowlegged, is this new guy the one?"
"He's more like a powerfling, were gonna fuck each other's brains out for a few months and then move on."

by Flound3r Pound3r January 5, 2015

Power-tanning

In efforts to get a tan by direct sun-exposure, one knowingly avoids high SPF values in order to get a darker skin-color ASAP. This usually means risking a sunburn. However, burnt skin will gradually turn tan.

Girl 1: Hey, you should apply some sunscreen. You're gonna get a sunburn.

Girl 2: That's OK, I'm power-tanning.

by simba_j August 9, 2015

the power of two

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the power of two is tpot really

by qwaziopYT March 26, 2023

Tool box with matching power douche accessories

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.

"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy

by CPT Ron April 30, 2013