Sideways potato shit

A deposit of feces resembling a potato that has managed to wedge itself in a horizontally lengthened position between the butt cheeks of the person pooping it.

Dude, I just took a sideways potato shit!

OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.

shit potato sideways

by tru3s4int October 27, 2010

Potato Back

When you eat fatty foods (including hot chips) it gives you a stabbing like feeling in your lower back.

"I had so many hot chips last night I got a wicked case of potato back"

by smallsparrow January 28, 2013

potato fetish

The act of using mass amounts of potatos during sex.

Potato fetish-"Damn last night was lit this chick beat my dick with mashed potatoes ."

by TheLastCrusader June 17, 2017

Potato Cat

A well-drawn cat that can be found almost anywhere. You can find these little critters at your local Aldi, school, movie theatre, etc.

Hey, there's a Potato Cat on the ceiling!

by The Infamous Potato Cat March 18, 2020

Potato Sacks

A term for:
- Extremely Large Titties, beyond anything good
- Extremely Saggy Titties
- A combination of the above

These are often seen in the old ages and ghetto populations

Jack: Dayuuum man! You see the potato sacks on dis girl??

Liam: Yeah bro..........just fucking nasty........they're so saggy its just bad......

by MU2 April 10, 2011

Michael Potato Head

A Michael Potato Head is a closeted, chubby, bald and self-loathing potato who allegedly has ED problems. When it comes to being a two faced, Michael takes the cake. Michael Potato Head's biggest issue, is he LACKS a true sense of self. He tends to be delusional and an angry potato most of the time, which is likely a self-defense mechanism in order to cope. Michael Potato Head and the truth mix like oil and water. Michael Potato Head is such a douche, that any girl that has ever been duped into a relationship with the dope, ends up upgrading when they meet someone else.

Marie - One of these days I'm going to have the finances to get out of this horrible relationship with Michael Potato Head...get this, he actually borrows money from his mother, who he bad mouths all the time, to pay our landlord the rent, and all because he spends our money ment for rent on his marijuana, booze, and golfing habits!

Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?

Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)

by DoYouLikeApples July 16, 2010

potatochop

To edit with Photoshop.

That image is totally potatochopped.

by noktulo March 9, 2010