Management Position

When you are stuck between a rock and a hard place, and you have a lot on your hands.
That's the management position.

You're getting fucked by people under you and fucked by people above you. Literally.

"Hey man, great job on that management position, you really had your hands, mouth and ass full. I think you really enjoyed being inbetween a cock and a hard place"

by Debaucharist October 30, 2009

kangaroo position

a sexual position in which the female crouches on the ground and the male crouches higher behind her, giving her anal sex. there is thrusting and hopping.

Guy #1: Dude, we totally did kangaroo position last night. Only it sucked cuz Tracey is a narcoleptic and she collapsed halfway through.

Guy #2: Well, thats the luck ain't it.

by drunkenrabbitsex February 20, 2009

Poops Position

Crossing your legs while standing up to force unwanted poops back into your rectum. If you had to take a shit but couldn't, or just didn't want to, this would provide a temporary solution... most likely to the extreme detriment of your internal organs.

I had to take a horacious dump when I was in the mall but the bathroom looked quite shady so I assumed the poops position. I was a temporary fix but I've been shitting blood for a week.

by Danny the Manny 1 December 30, 2011

Dominant Cum Position

Phrase
noun

Term referring to the need/want for an individual to be on top of or in a "dominant" position with one's sexual partner in order to reach climax/orgasm.

Hey, babe, let me drive for awhile. Fucking in the front seat of the Honda is giving me a cramp, and I really wanna finish this up with a dominant cum position.

I sure am glad I had an egg sunny side up on top of my goetta! The extra protein gave me the energy to finish strong in a dominant cum position.

I love watching the way Tom moves when he is fucking me in a dominant cum position!

by Margeauxx McBeavers November 26, 2010

colloquial position

(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.

"Last night had sex in the colloquial position until I passed out still hanging from the fan."

by Volak May 13, 2004

hit and run position

Parking your vehicle in a position that allows you to quickly leave the location if need be.

Me and Pedro rolled up to a ghetto ass bar so we parked in the hit and run position in case we needed to get the fuck out of there quick.

by cwood April 5, 2006

side position

Some lame stuff made up by Grindr for people who wanna cuddle and suck maybe but not have sex

This girl hmu saying she wanted to side position and I was hoping for some head but just got blue balls

by SparkyTrek July 15, 2022