risky posh wank

Having a wank in an easily exposed area of getting caught whilst using a franga so no evidence is found

"When I was out at the supermarket I had the urge to crank out a risky posh wank in one of the isles , It was jolly

by Ohmygollygosh April 12, 2017

posh G-boy

When a public school boy wishes to mod up his VW polo and behave like lower class of townie motorists.

I say im such a posh G-Boy innit

by Kate April 11, 2004

Ne Pas Posh

A Posh} way to say totally not posh
normaly used my posh teenage girls who are totally ne pas posh.

Teenage Girl 1: look at her shirt it is so ne pas posh!
Teenage Girl 2: ya ramdom it like is. She is like so ne pas posh!

by BelleElle March 21, 2006

2 posh 2 push

entitled private school children who are too lazy and spoilt to do anything that requires
any effort and can no longer push further in their activity

private school girl: ‘this run is so hard, i’m 2 posh 2 push’

by arianamcd May 22, 2023

poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 07, 2005

pish posh apple sauce

Something that is total bullshit that only a complete dumby would believe. Usually people with no friends say things that are pish posh apple sauce.

I laid 3 times last night.
Thats pish posh apple sauce!

by asdfdasfdsaasf January 25, 2012

street posh (stoosh) (UK)

adj. street posh Otherwise known as STOOSH ,Like bling .A person is stoosh when they drive a souped up car, i.e. not a rolls royce (thats just posh) Stoosh is taken but Street Posh is a correct UK usage of the word.

Dave looks stoosh in his bling and ting. street posh (stoosh) (UK)

by stevedanger October 13, 2006