freaking poops

it is slang for being told that you are being drafted into war.

i'm so sorry but you are being freaking poopsed...

by zaqwsxedrctfvgybunimo June 25, 2019

Leaning Tower of Poopsa

A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.

The toilets in this foreign hotel are so shallow, I took a leaning tower of poopsa.

by sidewinder717 November 11, 2013

poopsex

The act of masturbating with a poop filled condom. Generally this is done shortly after defecating into the condom. Saran Wrap may also be used.

I love a warm sticky session of poopsex, but the condoms are kinda expensive.

by Tinynuts McGee February 20, 2005

poopshank

noun: bullshit; said in diebelief or anger

a teacher tells you: you failed 3rd grade
your answer:That's POOPSHANK!

by mic e j January 1, 2004

Rooty Poops

Scrubs, second-stringers, substitutes, or benchwarmers of a sports team. Second-rate things of any kind.

The game was getting late and we were losing 41-0, so the coach sent in all the rooty poops.

by stuby November 27, 2010

poopscum

stupid,POOOP or name used to something if furious. from the name emma lipscum

that cat was being a real poopscum, so i yelled at it.

by Vanessa Hudgens September 30, 2007

Poopscoop

A scooper with a thin handle used to pick up large quantities of dung. Sometimes, do to heavy dung, the scoop will break

Steven: Your shit broke my Poopscoop! :(

by mrbackflip January 29, 2009