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pool towel

The act of butt flossing with a pool float while someone shits on your face.
The YMCA pool is closed today due to last week's Pool Toweling incident.
by jayrodmurderface June 7, 2017
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Dong Pool

Can happen accidentally during ferocious docking or by intent. Dong pool is when you power thrust your dick into your male partners nut sack effectively knocking one ball into the other ball and causing the latter ball to launch back into your partners butthole.

Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!
“Hey babe, I’m going to go play some dong pool with the bros after the Luke Bryan concert. Don’t wait up!”
by Sven’s D May 27, 2019
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pool whale

An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.
"Dude check it! She doesn't even fit in her iPad selfie!

"Yeaaaah man! Total pool whale!"
by TheBoo's September 26, 2014
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Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.
"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020
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quake the pool

When you and a group of people decide that the pool is too calm and you all jump in the pool making big splashes while playing “quake the pool” by DJQWON on YouTube or SoundCloud
Friend 1: Y’all tryna quake the pool
Friend 2: hell yeah
Friend 1: someone play the song so I can quake the pool
by Salty_ May 19, 2019
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piss pool

The little kiddie pool next to the big adult pool that the little kids swim and pee in. Also, the pool your drunken guests pee in when the keg is too close to the kiddie pool.
We went to the Old Man's house on the 4th of July and the piss pool behind the house smelled of urine while the D.J. was playing the song, ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? We invited the Old man over and knew we would have the big pool for the adults and the piss pool for the kids.
by mikefromuniontown December 15, 2013
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pool buzz

Excessively priced drinks consumed at a hotel/resort pool to maintain an appropriate state of intoxication.
That dinner was relatively inexpensive compared to our pool buzz today.
by N0npr0phet May 18, 2014
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