pooning

A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.

We spent last night pooning. Imature as hell, but it's so damn funny to see them splat.

by JohnnieB January 6, 2006

pooding

An unidentifiable glob that is brown or green and, therefore, resembles poopie. The actual identity of the glob may, in fact, be fecal matter or simply an imitation.

Enjoy that pooding, Davo, you dirty bastard!

by HugeBreasticle March 15, 2005

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

Pooking

Tweaking bad, gaked out, drug psychosis induced by prolonged use of methamphetamine and sleep deprivation

Buddy did so much crystal methamphetamine that he pooking on a whole other level and was absolutely convinced that the goblins were get him

by @christianchur66 June 14, 2017

Poofing

The act of putting a Juul in somebody's asshole and taking a hit off of it

Mike: Do you want to do some poofing in my room?
Samantha: Eww no way! Your my dad!

by JustYourMomsPenis December 24, 2019

Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."

Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!

by gilgamachete May 31, 2018

Winnie the Pooh’ing

When you’re wearing a shirt with absolutely nothing on your bottom half. Generally immediately before or immediately after sexual intercourse.

“So there I was in this guy’s bed Winnie the Pooh’ing it when his roommate walked in”

“I couldn’t find my skirt on the floor last night so I took the risk and Winnie the Pooh’d it to my one night stand’s bathroom.”

by Tishybooboo February 6, 2019