dyslexic penis syndrome

(n.) When you're trying to have sex & the penis ends up in the anus instead of the vagina. Usually will piss off the female.

"Hey man, how was your date last night?"
"Not so good, I drank too much & got a bout of dyslexic penis syndrome. She got pissed & left."
"Better luck next time bro!"

by DSFan4Life April 6, 2010

Zorro Penis

An erect penis dressed up as Zorro.

After achieving a full erection, the creation of Zorro Penis was underway. A small black mask with 2 eye holes wrapped around the tip of the penis. A small cloth cape tied around the topmost part of the shaft. and a tiny, flat brimmed hat to top it all off.

by ClicksMcGee August 22, 2012

Summer Penis

A phenomenon in which high temperatures cause the penis to appear bigger.

"Dude, this heat is giving me some serious summer penis"

by Mericanjoe July 25, 2018

Puppet Penis

puppet penis

so use the old puppet penis. When your trying to impress somebody your attracted to, you tie a string round your cock and balls and thread the rope string through your clothes to your hand discretely connect it to your hand or finger. When your talking to the one you like move it sharply giving they impression off instant sexual attraction. tell the person your getting movement downstairs they will instantly look and you can master the movement of the puppet penis. Its an instant turn on and you can nick name your penis Pinocchio after all it does get longer.

by Mr C J GRAY July 3, 2019

Battle Penis

A member which is a good deal smaller when flaccid than when erect, so that it is protected during combat with pirates, ninjas, anyone who might try to clock you in the cock. A grow-er, rather than a show-er, which remains at a more or less constant size.

Jenny: "Er, isn't it a little... small?"
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:

by Anonymous von Anonymous III July 3, 2008

peniscillin

When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.

She needs a shot of peniscillin.

by Amalia R October 24, 2006

Nigga Big Penis

The legendary NBP of Reddit. He has a large peepee and he is the friendliest guy around. Well known in r/teenagers Go to r/N_B_P for more info

Here is a standard Nigga Big Penis encounter:

|u/randomguy1: My dog died and I'm really sad.
| |u/Nigga-Big-Penis: I feel for you man. Here is an n-word pass to cheer you up.
| | |u/randomguy1: Thank you NBP! You truly are a god amongst men.
| | |u/randomguy2: r/rimjob_steve lmao xD

by penis man 42069 April 13, 2019