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pimpolaru

A word used to describe a pimp who uses new age spiritual concepts to groom, exploit and "turn out" his "bitches".

The etymology of the word is based on a combination of "pimp" and "Bivolaru", the later word referring to the notorious Romanian tantric yoga guru and pimp, Gregorian Bivolaru, currently wanted in Romania on various charges including people trafficking, organising prostitution, enslavement and sex with a minor person.

While used as a common term to describe Bivolaru himself, it may also be used to describe any new age guru who uses his / her influence to exploit vulnerable people within the sex industry for his / her own financial gain.
Hey dude, have you seen that pimpolaru's new porn site, pee pee drinking yoga babes?

Hmmm, I think the chick running that "discover your inner tantric goddess" course is a bit of a pimpolaru. She runs nuff massage parlours in Thailand.

So many sanyassins ended up on the game, that Osho was a real pimpolaru wasn't he?
by busylittlebee June 29, 2009
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gay man pompadour

The hairstyle that many hipsters (and often gay men) have that is short on the sides and tall or long in the middle.

Also known as the lesbian pompadour.
David Beckham, Zac Efron, or Bruno Mars all have gay man pompadours
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POMP

WHAT a kitty does with its front paw to hit something.....
by squirrelman October 5, 2009
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pompous

Someone arrogant enough to start a war in as public a place as his own profile. Also known as a Pompous Ass, or PA, this individual feels he is the Master of Mind Games, but he has yet to meet the true Master...
Gus and Jen sitting in a tree...(need I say more????)
by The One True MMG August 20, 2004
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POMPOMPOMPOMPOM

coined by tarrus riley. when something good happens, you can use this term to express your gratification

when with a group of friends, this term is only applicable if everyone is in equal benefit from said 'good thing'
when in a rave and the dj drops a banger, POMPOMPOMPOMPOM (with gun fingers in the air)
by 10115658 December 16, 2010
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Pompous Policy

The policy that dictates the sum total of a mans natural worth (moral, ethical, economic, and physical dimensions) has to be greater than any women who he is romantically interested in beyond a one night stand.

Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Jeff: So what happened to that girl from last night.

Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.

Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
by Jeffy and The Give September 15, 2010
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pompous prick

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