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corporo-political jackassery 

The shenanigans that corporations play with disingenuous politicians, which place them in a higher position than the politician's individual constituents. These shenanigans may include contributions, lobbying, influence peddling, manipulation of regulatory environments, strong-arming, or other techniques, not unlike those of organized crime, but legitimized by a corporate presence, employed to create a favorable environment for the corporation and its shareholders mostly to the detriment of the individual constituents within the district served and the corporation's stakeholders. Often corporo-political jackassery exploits weak-minded people who respond to buzzwords and grossly oversimplified skeletal concepts they don't understand with militant activism in defense of the buzzword, despite the obvious detriment to the individual; i.e., "Obamacare."
A number of protections were enacted following the Great Depression to prevent our economy from tanking, however thanks to decades of corporo-political jackassery, most were deregulated and Wall Street was alloiwed to police itself. The end product left the U.S. with massive foreclosures, layoffs, and an exodus of industry which further eroded the middle class.
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Politicians 

Whining, self-centered, lying individuals who cannot agree on anything and unfortunately run the USA.
Those politicians act like little brats on the school yard playground, they can't get over things and hold grudges against each other.
Politicians by Harrbear January 2, 2015

Political Bullshit 

Any facet in the realm of political stupidity, ignorance, or extremity. Often referred to when describing the pointlessness or ridiculousness of a subject. Made famous by a runner St. John's University who's birthday it is today.
Mike: "Why are they giving all those kids minors? They weren't even acting drunk."
Luke: "It's all political bullshit."

Politicianed 

When somebody asks you a question and you completely avoid it but make it seem like you answered their question.
Questioner:"What is your standpoint on Iran?"
Politician:"9/11 was bad."
Audience: *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Person watching at home: "Man that audience just got Politicianed"
Politicianed by okayman March 1, 2012

Politically homeless 

An expression used to refer to an individual who don’t support a specific political party or ideology, but are active in politics
Terra: Diane seems to be very passionate about politics. I wonder what political party they support.
Luxord: If I’m recalling correctly, I thought they were politically homeless because I don’t ever recall them supporting any specific political party.

Political opinion 

An opinion that everyone needs to respect. Even if yours is different! Some people....(You know who you are.) Believe that the people with the different opinion are wrong, and this goes multiple ways, sometimes when people hear that another person has a different political opinion, they will say mean things to them, or believe that they and everyone else with that opinion is some sort of awful person.
"He has a different political opinion?!?! I'm going to kill him and everyone he loves!"
Political opinion by Liwimouse April 22, 2022

politicians 

ah they're all nuts!

"theeeeeeeeeeeey're poop!"
politicians are lying scum assholes