Phillism

To use one's acquired knowledge, no matter the size to explain any sort of phenomena occurring in one's surroundings, regardless of lacking all basic knowledge of the situation at hand, relying on the creativity of one's own inner 6'th grade level imagination in order to prove one's intelligence superior to all surround peers in an adult environment.

At work, Tom walked into a conversation where employees were attempting to demonstrate the new business strategy amongst each other. Tom decided to spout his opinion in the form of a "phillism" with a half heartened grin on his face that he didn't need to review along with the other employees because if he could figure out how to tie a "tie" that morning, he could easily figure the "core competency return to configure the optimal fund turn-over rate for the last quarter's marketing campaign segment". As Tom walked away satisfied with his attempt, all the other employees looked at each other puzzled and asked each other, "why the janitor was at work so early"?

by Awesome123 September 11, 2012

phillip mccrack

Phillip McCrack is a jokeful name that can be hidden that has an actual sinister meaning. Can you guess what it is? Phillip McCrack is similar to other names such as Mike Hunt. I'd like to think of Phillip as a person who hasn't quite come out of the closet yet.

I felt a strange stroking to my backside and I looked behind me. I was being touched by another bloke. I asked "Who the fuck are you?"

"Phillip McCrack" he said.

by Munsing April 19, 2018

Phillip Moore

A albino moose

Phillip moore is an albino moose

by bob brian beers December 5, 2017

phillip purass

Phillip Purass is what you would say to your girlfriend or sex partner during sex/ before ejaculation.

I'm about to cum, can I Phillip Purass?

by Slap snack god June 4, 2018

Phillip frasso

A guy that will love for you for months,do you wrong then wait for you to chase him back because he is scared to admit he did you wrong

Phillip frasso is a boy that cannot admit he did something wrong and will ignore you until you come chasing back to him.

by Truth hurts honey October 18, 2019

Phillip

The gas in my dutch oven.....
The squishy to my fluffy...
The snuggle to my bug.....
The weenie to my beanie

Phillip is overly critical of himself and doesn't give himself enough credit in enough areas....

Phillip is very kind and funny.

Everyone needs a Phillip.... Just not mine

by visionofavixen October 20, 2020

Stripper Polling

The act of strattling an object, as if it were a stripper pole.

Mark: "Hey he's climbing that telephone pole really fast!"
Andrew: "Ya. He's practically stripper polling it."

by NinjaOrangeTV August 23, 2011