Phillism 

To use one's acquired knowledge, no matter the size to explain any sort of phenomena occurring in one's surroundings, regardless of lacking all basic knowledge of the situation at hand, relying on the creativity of one's own inner 6'th grade level imagination in order to prove one's intelligence superior to all surround peers in an adult environment.

At work, Tom walked into a conversation where employees were attempting to demonstrate the new business strategy amongst each other. Tom decided to spout his opinion in the form of a "phillism" with a half heartened grin on his face that he didn't need to review along with the other employees because if he could figure out how to tie a "tie" that morning, he could easily figure the "core competency return to configure the optimal fund turn-over rate for the last quarter's marketing campaign segment". As Tom walked away satisfied with his attempt, all the other employees looked at each other puzzled and asked each other, "why the janitor was at work so early"?

Phillism by Awesome123 September 11, 2012

Philliam 

The legitimate name for a person who goes by the name of Phil.

One at first may believe that Philip is the true name of anyone who goes by the label of Phil, but this is false, and is actually Philliam.

It is widely believed that Prince Philip himself changed this name due to childhood traumas, and had the Queen declare the name Philip as the proper title of a Phil... By brainwashing the masses.

(In posh British accent) My name's Philliam, Prince Philliam.

Philliam by Billiam Of Dankobury July 19, 2017

phillisa 

Phillisa is a gorgeous well mannered girl

She seems innocent but is breaking out 🙃
Her taste is exotic
She's inquisitive and intelligent with goals

Phillisa is someone who is easy to get along with and easy to love

Phillisa is loveable

phillisa by xx.lxst_sxul.xx September 28, 2017

Phillium 

A medicine used to reverse the effects of heterosexuality and the initial gender. This drug has a difficult time spelling the word "comet" and gets a little 'too' intimate with kittens and frogs.

The drug can take the form of a drunk and cursing sailor when the parental presence is absent, and the user is weak-willed.

Phillium was created by the Derp. Foundation in 1992 from the pressure of the intelligent community who wanted a drug to dumb themselves down without the pressure of being stupid.

WARNING: Taking Phillium can result in any of the following symptoms: Stupidity, infertility, being a no life, having chairs thrown at you, being told to make a male figure a sandwich, growing a vagina, having a fondness for pie, death by harpoon impalement, being attracted to anything fury, rubbing yourself on the couch, stealing money in the form of ten dollar bills, repulsing woman, trying to wrestle a frog, anxiety, getting killed before scoring with the flag, being really white, losing your job, pregnancy, woman-like giggling, hair-loss, heart-pain, suicidal thoughts, being really nerdy and not realizing it even though everyone you have ever known has either told you or agreed with someone else who has but you continue on believing your cool while you sit in your room drooling over that periodic table on your wall, and cancer.

Commiit is Phillium

Phillium by ZSpark14 November 27, 2010

Dr. Philism 

The use of Dr Phils words and phrases used as ones own thoughts.

"You teach people how to treat you" she told here heartbroken friend using a Dr. Philism, with an all knowing look.

Dr. Philism by scamlad November 18, 2007

Philism 

A religion of Dr. Phil. Which the religion was around in the Gamer Time Period.

Mum: Son get ready , we have to go to church to hear our Father Dr.Phil speak his words of Philism.
Bob: okey mummey. Ok Timmy I gtg to church.
Timmy : bye babe

Philism by 🅱ohn_the_🅱emer April 19, 2019

phillishia 

Sexy fun loving faithful honest person
That is always loyal to her man.
Kind enough to give the shirt off her back but never cross her or she will break you in two.

Phillishia is my best friend.

phillishia by Scttwmn December 19, 2016