FLESH PEDDLER

Not to be confused with a pimp or madame (those who prostitute men or women of age), A FLESH PEDDLER is a sick, twisted fuck who is in charge of prostituting under-aged children (ages 6-14).

FLESH PEDDLERS can be found in the redlight districts of Europe and Asia and the rooms that put the child and adult up for the night usually have hidden cameras to be sold in the underground black markets.

Families who are in debt sadly have children sometimes just to raise them and sell them to FLESH PEDDLERS to recieve large pay amounts in order to support themselves and the child/children they already have and wanna keep. Welcome to real life, boys & girls. Where's GOD now and where has he ever been for these lost souls?

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

paddle

verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.

i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw!

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

puddle jumper

A small airplane used to transport a minimal amount of people.

"Did you fly in on a big airplane?"

"Naw, it was just a puddle jumper."

by Mack Daddy: The Sequel June 25, 2006

Paddle Boat

When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)

"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."

by shewes February 3, 2009

Puddlegrub

diseased homeless prostitute, who at the end of the day squats over a puddle in the gutter to wash out her vagina.

The puddlegrub's vagina was particularly dirty that night

by Vonrell-Pollix November 28, 2009

puddleducking

When you pull out and cum in a dimple of her arse then proceed to blow bubbles in said cum puddle. Quack quack

Man. I puddleducked her arse crater. Love a good puddleducking

by Onebomb October 25, 2020

Douche Paddle

Someone who is bigger then a douche bag, yet smaller then a douche canoe. Thus meaning the Douche Paddle For the Douche Canoe.

Person 1 - 'Alright, you get half a quarter of my burger.'

Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'

Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.

Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.

by JezzInMyPants November 1, 2009