Plotted

Irish term for being under the influence of extacy, yokes

"Awww Man Lets get plotted"

by MARCOKAY1 December 9, 2008

two tacos short of a combo platter

Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.

"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"

by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003

platter butt

an ass so flat you could serve on it.

"those jeans are too tight, they give you platter butt"

"your mom has platter butt"

by Cybelle November 28, 2006

Potter Fever

Similar symptoms to the epidemic widely known as "Bieber fever" but with a level of maturity and elegance not seen amongst those suffering from "Bieber fever." Strikes most often prior to the release of a new book or movie about or relating to Harry Potter. May leave victims in a euphoric state that will, when it fades, plunge the victim into Post Potter Depression.

Bill: "When the final Harry Potter movie came out, I felt like I had Potter Fever."

Bob: "Careful Bill, Potter Fever and Post Potter Depression often go hand-in-hand."

by TeamPottermore August 17, 2011

Harry James Potter

adorable cutie who will instantly steal your heart.

someone: "Harry James Potter is only a fictional character"
me: "stfu"

by moonlightsss June 1, 2021

The Harry Potter

First the man grows out a huge bush. 70's style, so if standing on your head it would look like a hasidic jew "beard/nose" combo.
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.

Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)

Spencer: Why is your girlfriend so mad?

Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.

Spencer: Airplanes????

Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.

by Hoink Douglas September 26, 2009

Harry Potter Hangover

A hangover so bad it leaves a visible scar.

"All I know is I woke up with a Harry Potter hangover and a road cone, man."

by theadequate November 3, 2009