please fuck me daddy

idk why im writing this but its when somone is having sex and the woman says daddy cuz its sexy or somthin

oh, daddy, please fuck me daddy

by im a fucking hoe March 15, 2022

please stop

a word where it means to keep going for some people.

please stop. no.

by l0renooo May 7, 2022

i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021

trick please

what you say to your ho when she is giving you some bullshit about how she doesnt have your money.
What I say to Brantito when he is in a shroomality.

Trick please, you have been sitting on your ass all day. Go down to the corner and get my Hypno!

by lolo February 23, 2005

nigga, please

A statement meaning, "Oh come on, that can't be right!"

Person 1: I did your mom last night.
Person 2: Nigga, please!

by Falcon November 21, 2003

rice racer, PLEASE

What you say to an idiotic individual, usually between the ages of 16 and 25, called a rice racer. AKA a person driving a honda civic, dodge neon, ford probe, honda prelude, etc, that has had more work done on it than the car itself it worth. Meaning a humongous spoiler, a ridiculous neon paint job, illegal tinted windows, rims, maybe some engine work that the piece of shit can barely handle. You may recognize these morons best by their horrible numetal blaring behind you in their sound systems that are worth more than their car, their tale gating, trying to race you in the middle of a public street, and various other acts of stupidity. Don't get mad, just laugh it off.

Hey Brandon, look at that Honda Civic on our asses!

HAH! RICE RACER, PLEASE!

by BitchBitchBitch007 November 1, 2008

Please accept

When you desperately want a definition to be accepted.

Please accept this
So I can sleep peacefully

by StayWokefromthots April 19, 2019