To Offer a Pinocchio

The act of offering a female sex with no strings attached.

To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"

Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"

Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."

by wolff333 June 3, 2009

Pinot Grigio

The act of sticking one's finger very far up their butt hole and then inserting it into another person's nostrils.

Yo you just got pinot grigioed.
Im going to pinot grigio you.

by VJayJaySqueeze4355 November 17, 2015

Advanced Pinky Promise

A more serious version of your everyday, usual pinky promise. With the advanced pinky promise, it is understood that if said promise is broken, the promise breaker will have to remove their pinky by whatever means the betrayed promised chooses, and donate it to the MAF (Missing Appendage Foundation).

Sally Sue: I told Jack you liked him.
Susie Sal: But you Advanced Pinky Promise d!
Sally Sue: I know, but..
Susie Sal: That's it, off with your pinky..

by Leelo. January 3, 2010

Pinocchio

1. A slang term meaning oral sex.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.

1. I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I hope she gives me Pinocchio.

2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.

by hot-fire July 16, 2008

pinny parlour

Video and pinball games parlour

Check out the new pacman game they have down at the pinny parlour!!

by Dean May 13, 2005

Pinocchio Pants

A random blood rush to one's penis causing a spontaneous erection. Often causes embarrassment and laughter.

"Dude, I'm so hungry"

"Man same here, I can...aw man, I'm getting some Pinocchio Pants..."

"..."

by L0stf0rever June 7, 2011

Pinky Sweep

A subtle move (usually preformed by a guy on a girl but can be vice versa) where the guy places his hand on the chicks thigh. Then he gently sweeps his pinky along the broads inner thigh.

The function of this move ranges from displaying an indicator of interest all the way up to the start of floor play. More advanced Pinky Sweepers (N) have been know to accomplish both in the same seating.

"I used the Pinky Sweep to see if she's DTF"
"Bro, that Pinky Sweep lead to a fat cup caking session.

"Once I saw Mitch go in with the Pinky Sweep I knew I had to play a defensive wingman"

by Mad Dog Mike November 7, 2011