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puniton

A weak and diminutive person of minion stature
Hey you puniton show me your power
by Serge June 4, 2023
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Pineton

A man of impeccable stoic integrity, questionable friends, a loyal homie, a real one and a walking W that can and will succeed in life. Can sometimes be hotheaded and other times extremely chill.
"Pineton isn't pulling up to the function."

"Cancel it, we'll do it some other time."
by Extremely intelligent man October 1, 2023
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PintoBean2003

person 1: "We gotta find PintoBean2003!"
person 2: "It's been four years now man, I don't think we're going to find him..."
by I Made A account for this January 1, 2024
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Pinto man

Pinto men are the worst they are ugly, they get no hoes and they be smelling stink right tru
Gabriel is a ugly Pinto man
by Anonymous123455678997543456533 November 20, 2023
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Pintoed

When your shifts at work go from several days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week
How come Matt isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting pintoed.
by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024
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Pintoed

When your shifts at work go from multiple days a week and gradually decrease to the point of a few hours a week
How come Christian isn’t giving me any shifts? I’m totally getting Pintoed.
by Lordisofjhoalt August 7, 2024
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Pinto Time

A powerful, rarely understood time zone where schedules are merely suggestions and arrival times are guided by vibes, snacks, and destiny.

It’s the art of arriving late with absolute confidence because:
“I get there when I get there.”
“The party doesn’t start till I get there.”
“The most important people come last.”

Living on Pinto Time means never rushing, never stressing, and somehow still making an entrance like the credits just rolled and the main character finally appeared.

Warning:

Pinto Time may cause heroic entrances, confused hosts, and people texting “Where are you???” followed by “nvm you just walked in.”
“We told him the cookout started at 2. He showed up at 3:11 with a chair and sunglasses. Pure Pinto Time.”

“The movie began at 7 but she walked in at 7:22 with popcorn like she produced the film. She must be on Pinto Time”

“Everyone was awkwardly mingling until he arrived on Pinto Time and suddenly the music got louder.”

“He didn’t miss the meeting—he made a dramatic third-act entrance on Pinto Time.”

“If you want him to be on time, tell them it starts 30 minutes earlier. Otherwise he’ll be on Pinto Time”
by Anthnyajp February 11, 2026
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