Pooter Bitch

A ho who is prone to queef during intercourse. Usually used as an insult to other men about their ho.

Yo Jeremy you got a Pooter Bitch don't you nigga

Fuck off Tom

by Keypatch April 28, 2020

Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!

She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!

by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016

hong kong phooey

The cheap version of the real thing.

I didn’t want to pay for an official Apple phone case so I got the Hong Kong Phooey version on eBay

by DannyDDK August 13, 2019

pooter introoder

Can be used as a noun or an adjective. A term describing the accidental insertion of a male's penis into a female's bunghole during doggy style sexual intercourse.

(Noun)
Boy: "Roll over baby so I can give you summa dat doggy style action."
Girl: "Sounds great."
Girl: "OUCH OUCH **** WRONG HOLE, EXIT ONLY!"
Boy: "Sorry, I didn't mean to give you a pooter introoder."


(Adj)
Shanita's boyfriend can never figure out where her pussy is so he tends to perform pooter intruder sex on her quite frequently.

by Casey Corder June 25, 2004

pooter cheese

The white, chunky discharge that sprays from a woman's vagina whenever she is excited or laugh's too hard.

Your mom busted up laughing and could hardly contained the pooter cheese as it sprayed out of her cooter.

by lunchemz June 7, 2005

pooted

baked, stoned, under the influence of marijuana, etc

Aw sheeeeet daw, we is gon get straight pooted after my lil sista's birthday party

by Ianis June 11, 2006

Janky Pooter

An old, or messy pussy.

Dude, I bet that whore over there has one Janky Pooter!

by ;w; September 12, 2010